Haha, man...what a crazy and fun night. I was definitely able to go out on a high note. The night started off at Boulder's where Jenny and I got in a couple hours of rock climbing. Then, we moved on to Dahlberg's house with lots of good food, terrible movies and about a gallon of milk (Jenny, I'll buy you another gallon). We watched straight through XXX: State of the Union, then moved on to the first 5 minutes of The Producer's, decided it wasn't worth watching, then moved on to Derailed, another terrible movie, and decided to have Elliot fill us in on the rest of the movie after 30 minutes of nonsense.
Meanwhile, my mom calls up and proceeds to sing to us, along with my aunts Beka and Peg (for those of you that know them, and also those that know as of tonight). By singing I mean inebriated babbling which then broke down into a chant of "free drinks, free drinks!" Basically, they were requesting my presence at a bar on the square. They then offered drinks to everyone I was with which included Elliot, Jenny, Lou, and Jessie. Well free drinks, you can't turn that down. So, we took them up on the offer and they decided to meet us at Beka's house.
We got there, before them, and eventually found the house, mom included (she happened to pull into the driveway of Beka's old house down the block, slightly inebriated, and the house is also now owned by a police officer...yeah, smooth). But I digress, we all came in and Beka handed out the drinks. Let me describe the scene: me, Jessie, Elliot, Lou, Jenny - all sober; mom, mom's sisters Peg and Beka, not so sober. From this point on, I really can't describe the things that happened in the next thirty minutes, though there are pictures that can explain (I refuse to tell you, find the pictures, or better yet, the video, but I will not help you). Regardless, it was hilarious, everyone now knows Lou's explanation of a FUPA, and I made a dollar.
After this, we made our way to Perkin's to visit Meg. It was good, and I drank more milk, not so good. Arron, one of Meg's gay coworkers found out I was leaving and was very disappointed (I'm sorry Arron, it never would have worked out). Haha, such a good night. We basically ended the night laughing our way out of Perkin's, saying good byes, and going home. I'm sorry to be leaving all of you, but I will see you all in a few short months, except Elliot. Way to go to Africa for two years Elliot, thanks for thinking of me (<--this was said with sarcasm, Elliot, I still love you, in a strictly platonic way). Night everybody, the next time I talk to you, I'll be 4,000 miles away.
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